Q: How do pastor’s like their orange juice?Ī: With pulp-it. Q: Which Bible character was the best musician?Ī: Samson, he brought the house down! 9. Q: What is the courts favorite book of the Bible?Ī: Judges 8. Q: Where did Jesus go to get a snack?Ī: Mount Olive 7. Q: What did the doctor say to the kid?Ī: Let me take a Luke. Q: Why were the people afraid to worship the Lord?Ī: Because they thought we said “warship.” 5. When Mount Sinai goes to these competitions it sings the song, “Ain’t no mountain high enough.” 4.

Mount Sinai likes to enter height competitions. Mount Sinai is the tallest mountain in the Bible. When he did, he was so excited and shouted, “I can finally Exodus place!” (Exit this place). Moses was ready to leave the store and couldn’t find the way out. His answer was, “The Bible says we will soar with wings like eagles.” (Isaiah 40:31) 2. When his mom saw him trying to fly, she asked him why he wanted to fly so badly. One day he was trying to make wings so that he could fly. You can be creative and make your own jokes too just try. Reading these may make you cringe, but your kids might find them funny. I do encourage you to create your own jokes too. I took a crack at making up some original jokes and asked some friends to make some jokes up to, they are pretty corny but made me laugh, and I hope you and your kids will laugh too. So here are 45 Christian jokes for your kids’ joking needs: Original Jokes: For your convenience, I have organized them into sections that pertain to certain biblical subjects for ease. I am going to be giving you 45 Christian jokes that I have seen, heard, or made up. If you’ve ever needed a way to lighten a subject with a quick joke, but you’re at a loss for words, I have your back. Jokes are a great way to keep kids laughing and engaged.

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